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Sanjaya War Dialer

Help Howard Stern Ruin American Idol!
Sanjaya War Dialer uses your computers modem to automatically dial the American Idol voting number over and over and over again. Cast hundreds or even thousands of votes for Sanjaya!
Click to download right now! 100% safe and free!

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SANJAYA VOTED OFF

It's Over.

4/17 Cowboy Sanjaya Performed
"Something To Talk About"

It was utterly horrendous.

Join in on the fun


4/18/2007 9:58 PM
It's over - Sanjaya Voted Off.
What can you do? It was a fun ride. We were all part of something great. Life won't be the same without Sanjaya. I think we've learned that no technology in the world can overcome that level of suck.

The good news is - you can use the Sanjaya War Dialer to vote for *any* of the contestants for the rest of the season.

Thanks for all the laughs!


4/17/2007 8:17 PM
Sanjaya War Dialer Featured on Howard Stern!
It was a wild day for the Sanjaya War Dialer today! I was interviewed by Steve Langford from the Howard Stern 100 News Team. The Sanjaya War Dialer was mentioned on the Howard Stern show this morning and excerpts of Steve's interview with me aired throughout the day. As a result, website traffic quintupled today and the Sanjaya War Dialer is in the hands of hundreds of new people today! Thank you Steve Langford and Howard Stern for this huge endorsement for the Sanjaya War Dialer!
4/16/2007 10:31 PM
Contacted by Howard 100 News!
WOW! Got an email from Howard 100 News today. Might get a mention on the show Tuesday! If the site goes down tomorrow, I probably got a mention :) Howard rules! Go Sanjaya!
4/10/2007 8:18 AM
Why Won't Howard Mention the Sanjaya War Dialer?
Howard Stern and the Howard 100 news announces a new Sanjaya site every day. But after numerous emails, still no mention for the Sanjaya War Dialer! Approaching 1,000 downloads, whatcha gotta do to get some love?
4/4/2007 6:18 AM
Sanjaya In Danger Tonight!
DialIdol reports the bottom 8 Idol contestants in a dead-heat for bottom honors this week. Melinda Dolittle seems to be the only one who is safe, all others - including Sanjaya - are in danger of being voted off tonight. Is it "Big Bang" for the Universe of Sanjaya? Stop back for details.
4/3/2007 8:18 AM
Will Sanjaya Survive with Howard on Vacation?
Sanjaya may be facing a tough week. With Howard Stern on vacation, the cause may have lost a level of attention this week. Everyone needs to step it up this week and keep the dream alive!
3/28/2007 6:14 AM
Sanjaya "In" on the Vote Sanjaya Prank
I gotta say I gained alot of respect for the kid last night. It's not very often that you see this level of worldly insight and understanding from a 17 year old. Sanajaya gets it. He knows he sucks. He knows people like him because he's awful. So what did Sanjaya do last night?

Sanjaya "turned up the suck."

Sanjaya's PonyHawk stunt, weak performance, and mouthing off last night proves that he's on board with us. He sent his message out loud and strong. He is laughing at American Idol and the producers just like we are ... no, even worse than that - he is mocking the entire process. Sanjaya is a diabolical genius. He senses that he is invincible. He is using his power to rub it in the face of the judges, producers, and fans.

I love this guy! Last night made me a true fan. Just can't wait until next week. Can he top "Rooster Girl"? We'll see.


3/26/2007 10:39 PM
Sanjaya Managed about 10% of the vote last week according to DialIdol, placing him securely in the middle of the pack. This level of votes will do for a while, but we need to step up the pace if we want Sanjaya to win. Tell your friends about the Sanjaya War Dialer and lets multiply those votes this week!
3/21/2007 8:49 PM
Sanjaya made a little girl cry last night with his performance. And the response we got for the Sanjaya War Dialer almost made me cry. We had lots of downloads and hopfully lots of war dialers banging the vote!

I think this week is in the bag. Anxiously waiting the results show, more later!


3/20/2007 10:15 PM
IMPORTANT - I messed up! If you downloaded Sanjaya War Dialer before 10:15PM Tuesday night, please
DOWNLOAD THE NEW VERSION OF Sanjaya War Dialer.

The old version stopped at 12 calls (accidentally uploaded the test version!) The new version will dial MANY more times. First night jitters. Im a dumbass! Sorry for the mistake! Hurry and download the new version, plenty of time to vote!


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How To Use Sanjaya War Dialer

Simply download the Sanjaya War Dialer and install it on your computer.

When Sanjayas voting number is announced, plug in the number and click "Start Dialing". Sit back and giggle as the votes run up and know that you are doing your part for Howard Sterns master plan!

About Sanjaya War Dialer

Back in my olden-golden-days of Commodore 64s and 300 baud dialup BBS systems the hackers loved using "War Dialers" and "Auto Dialers" to find unprotected modems and make torturous pre-caller-id prank calls.

I decided to resurrect the technology to further the cause of Sanjaya on American Idol this year. I harnessed the power of dirt-cheap overseas programmers and outsourced the Sanjaya War Dialer development project to India. India promised the program in 2 days. After 2 days, no software, and I was informed by email that the lead programmer's mother was gored by an elephant so the project was delayed. The India outsourcing firm apologized profusely, went dark, and after 3 weeks delivered a bootlegged copy of Civilization infected with the Melissa virus.

It was the best experience with overseas outsourcing I've had yet.

So I decided to write the software myself, summoned the King of Beers, and wrote the Sanjaya War Dialer one night while watching a marathon of TIVO'ed Aqua Teen Hunger Force and Reno 911 episodes.

For my fellow geeks - yeah, I know, technically, the Sanjaya War Dialer is not a "war dialer" but an "auto dialer" (war dialers dialer a sequence of different numbers looking for modem tones, auto dialers just dial the same number over and over again.) I decided "war dialer" sounds more ominous and cool, so there you go.


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"King of All Nerds" Bill